Ages ago I decided I’d had enough of bedtime compromise: The sofabed in my flat presented certain problems rather than space-saving convenience, so I sold it on eBay — and even made a little profit replacing it with a proper bed. What was interesting was the random story of the mystery eBay purchaser…
The buyer and I exchanged some amusing messages to do with Pat Sharp and other obscure shit from the 80s, and after a spot of light stalking her profile led me to a series of below-the-radar, LOLsome music videos by a no-name (but surely soon-to-be-world-famous) band: Kunt and the Gang.
This lovely eBay-user also features in several of Kunt’s videos – and the videos, as you shall see, are awesome. Here are some of my favourites, in no particular order of brilliance:
Kunt and the Gang – Use My A***hole As A C**t
Kunt and the Gang – Wank Fantasy
Kunt and the Gang – I Was Pissed Out Of My Head
Kunt and the Gang – I Sucked Off A Bloke
And finally…
Kunt and the Gang – Use My A***hole As A C**t (The Nick Clegg Story)
More here. Merry Kuntmas!
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